Excuse the slightly poor video, but you get the eye–dea (I’ll stop soon).
Nothing says ‘teacher’ better than pointing at a screen.
Oooh - how exciting!
If you can’t be bothered to watch, I can tell you now – I didn’t win. Elastic Space Cat played better music and a three-minute house loop clearly didn’t cut it with the judges. If you look at my face at the end of the video you can see just how disappointed I am which, in retrospect, was probably a good thing: it showed I cared.
Nope, we’ve no idea either.